\u00daj viccek a l\u00e1that\u00e1ron:<\/p>\n
MODERN LE\u00c1NYK\u00c9R\u00c9S:
\n – Mikor k\u00e9ri meg egy fi\u00fa egy l\u00e1ny kez\u00e9t?
\n – Amikor az \u00f6v\u00e9 m\u00e1r elf\u00e1radt.<\/p>\n
TISZT\u00c1ZZUK:
\n Mi a k\u00fcl\u00f6nbs\u00e9g az erotikus \u00e9s a perverz szex k\u00f6z\u00f6tt?
\n – Az erotikus szexn\u00e9l egy tollpih\u00e9t haszn\u00e1lsz, a perverzn\u00e9l meg egy eg\u00e9sz csirk\u00e9t!<\/p>\n
AZ EL\u0150RE L\u00c1T\u00d3:
\n A sz\u0151ke n\u0151 bemegy a szexboltba:
\n – Szeretn\u00e9k egy z\u00e1rlatos vibr\u00e1tort.
\n – Z\u00e1rlatosat? De mi\u00e9rt?
\n – Azt akarom, hogy agyonbasszon.<\/p>\n
M\u00c1MORKA K\u00c9RDEZ:
\n – Mi az? \u00d3 bet\u0171vel kezd\u0151dik a neve \u00e9s szereti a szexet?
\n – \u00d3, h\u00e1t az \u00e9n vagyok!<\/p>\n
NEGRO:
\n – Anyu, anyu! Mi\u00e9rt van az, hogy te is feh\u00e9r vagy, apu is feh\u00e9r \u00e9n meg negr\u00f3 vagyok?
\n – H\u00fa kisfiam, amilyen buli volt aznap, \u00f6r\u00fclj, hogy nem ugatsz!!!<\/p>\n
KONKR\u00c9TAN:
\n M\u00e1morka bemegy az \u00e9tterembe. Le\u00fcl, n\u00e9zegeti az \u00e9tlapot, majd megjelenik a csinos pinc\u00e9rn\u0151:
\n – J\u00f3 napot k\u00edv\u00e1nok, mit hozhatok?
\n – Eb\u00e9delni szeretn\u00e9k.
\n – \u00c9s konkr\u00e9tabban mire gondol?
\n – Konkr\u00e9tan a dug\u00e1sra gondolok, de most enni j\u00f6ttem be.<\/p>\n
\u00c9s v\u00e9g\u00fcl ahoj: Zolee boy \u00e9s \u00e1lland\u00f3 partnerei a csajok<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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